Aladin's Camera Genie

Aladin's Camera Genie

I tried the three cameras and no genie came out granting me, or him three wishes. I wished for a true eye, a super camera from Nikon for free, the beautiful woman to be my camera bag grip., air condition, not so spicy food, fizzy water, beer, and a tuk tuk with good seats for going over bumps. In short I asked for the total package, In short it was the total package wish. I didn't want to worry what was in my bag. Just had it to me and divine guidance did the rest. the Humidity was 100 and Temperature was 100F. I never knew if the powers that be guided me because there was no little voice in the back of my head saying, "yes" take the shot". What I do now was that in the conditions as my first day in India , sucking in Diesel fuel and perspiring as if I just cam out the steam room.,, that IN my back pack I had everything including the kitchen sink which didn't work because it was wet from preparation. I should have had my rain cover up on my Lowe pro-bag. I did find this man and being that the little voice must have stayed back in the air condition room. My babbling did say take the shot. I had my eye on the middle flash , but it didn't work. No image, no glory, no sale. I walked on, one step at a time and thought about being in Iceland and a very cold bear while down loading that evening and cursed the little voice that stayed back in the air-condition room ordering anything its divine-self thought of. Oh hell I thought . Why couldn't I be a sissy shooter and find fun things to capture.